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MOTIVATION
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CAST: troy and bella (12)
SETTING:   bus stop
SCENE: bella and i are the first ones to the bus stop and chatting about things.

TROY
bella. i want to caution you about something. you're doing a lot at a young age and something you want to make sure you do is to keep enough gas in the tank to stay motivated as you age. or in other words, you don't want to take your foot off the pedal.

BELLA
why?

TROY
well, sometimes when people age, for a variety of reasons, they lose their vigor for life and their best work happens when they're young.

BELLA
is it like your boobs?

TROY
what?

BELLA
mom says your boobs get droopy when you get old.

TROY
well, i was talking more about motivation but yes, i guess peoples' motivation could be likened to breasts and sag over time. i think.

BELLA
so are you saying i should get a boob job?

TROY
uhhm. i don't think so. but i guess if they had a boob job for motivation, i guess, maybe, but i think, i think it would be better if you didn't need one. i think that's what i'm trying to say but i gotta tell you, you have me so twisted up i don't know if i remember what i was trying to say in the first place.



i promise you that conversation took about four sharp turns i didn't expect. and one of them drove me off a sheer precipice for there were moments my head definitely felt as if it were in a full free-fall.

further, i promise you i never expected i'd be recommending my daughter get a boob job, even if for her motivational capacity.




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