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CAST: aleo (11), marty
SETTING:   car
SCENE: marty and alex are driving along when the following conversation ensues.

ALEO
mom?

MARTY
yes.

ALEO
i have a question.

MARTY
ok.

ALEO
to make a baby you say you need an egg from the woman and a sperm from the man.

MARTY
uhhhm. yes. that is true.

ALEO
how do the egg and sperm get so close?

MARTY
well. our bodies can fit together which allows that to happen.

ALEO (contemplatively)
what parts?

MARTY
well, when your penis gets hard, like in the morning, then it can fit into the vagina.

ALEO (another contemplative look)
and then ... what ... you go pee then?

MARTY
no. when your penis is hard, a valve shuts off your pee so only sperm comes out. so the penis does two things. pee from your bladder can come out or sperm from your testicles but not both at the same time.

ALEO
how does it feel different when the pee or the sperm comes out?

MARTY
that i don't know alex.

ALEO
hmm. i think i'm going to ask dad that question ... no offense mom.

MARTY
none taken. and i think that's a great idea, because i don't have a penis.



times—and questions—they are a'changin'.



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