Did anybody watch the president's budget talk last night?
This country is unbelievable, as if the Clinton administration wasn't enough of a joke, it's followed up by a fiasco of an election and now the new leader of the free world is quoting cartoon characters? In England our leaders quote intellectuals and scholars and this clown quotes Yogi Bear!
He quoted Yogi Bear?
Yes, can you believe that?
(General sniggering about George W. Bush and the state of the nation)
Wait a minute. What was the quote anyway?
I don't know, something like "when you come to the fork in the road, eat it".
Are you sure it wasn't Yogi Berra, "When you come to a fork in the road, take it"?
Could be. Who is Yogi Berra?