not only am i baltimore-bound to serve as best man to the doctor of diss, but earlier this week i was asked to do the same for bookpimp in his upcoming knot-tieing-fest later this decade.
question: how many people think they could dress me up, stand me on a perch in front of hundreds of people, hand me a microphone and hope for the best? if you answered two, you would be correct.
another question: should these guys be concerned of what might get said on their behalf? only if the terms severed foreskin, private place, first time and drifting methane swill cause you, your family and/or closest friends any sort of discomfiture.
i'm sure all will go swimmingly.
i'm sure all will go memorably at the least.
UPDATE 3: we may have 2 more slots filled on the taos ski bonanza.
UPDATE 4: now i know this will be the second time i've talked about it after saying i would no longer talk about it, but the everyman made
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