this is the note i sent to my boss first thing monday morning:
i forgot to get a commitment i have on the calendar and wanted to give you a heads up that i will be out tomorrow.
i am attending a shakespeare performance at a womens' prison in northern missouri.
he didn't believe me.
anyone reading this site, knows i'm not nearly creative enough to make that up. he obviously has a higher opinion of me.
and speaking of creativity, before even getting on the bus to drive to the prison, i was preparing a few troy-esque quips to describe the experience. now that i've signed the book, emptied my pockets, walked through the checkpoints and took my seat in the windowless, cinder-blocked room, those witticisms seem neither appropriate nor humorous. especially since i shed more tears during the spoken word readings than i did in all of 2005.
i thank
darkman for affording me this unique experience. i also commend darkman for being the first person i've ever seen use a cellphone without loud-talking into the receiver. i didn't think it was possible, for real i didn't.
