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there's these two guys. they work together. one day while standing around talking, these two guys make a bet. the bet is for one dollar. the following day after the results of the bet are known the guy who won the bet went by the desk of the guy who lost the bet.
WINNING GUY
hey.
LOSING GUY
oh, hey.
WINNING GUY
so you got my dollar?
LOSING GUY (patting pockets)
uhh. i don't have a dollar on me right now.
WINNING GUY
what? what do you mean you don't have my dollar?
LOSING GUY
yeah. i'm tapped. sorry. i'll get change at lunch.
WINNING GUY
if a man makes a bet, that man should be able to cover his bet. if he can't, maybe he shouldn't have made that bet.
LOSING GUY
dude. what are you talking about? i've got a dollar. i just don't happen to have one on me right this second.
WINNING GUY
and forget the fact that i had to come find you. i sorta thought you would have been at my desk this morning waiting to pay me.
LOSING GUY
i said i'd pay you. i don't have a dollar on me right now. i'll get one at lunch.
WINNING GUY
i'm just saying a man who can't pay his bets in a timely manner should perhaps not make bets.
LOSING GUY (standing up)
are you saying i'm not good for a dollar? that you don't trust me to pay you a dollar?
WINNING GUY
from where i'm standing right now, i'd say that's how it looks
LOSING GUY (steps closer)
you keep this up you run the risk of offending me.
WINNING GUY
yeah, you're going to want to take a step back. at least until you have the dollar you owe me.
the losing guy did not get the dollar at lunch. or if he did, he didn't settle the bet that day. for the next few weeks every time the two would pass each other in the halls, one would ask 'where's my dollar?' and the other would walk on, eyes forward and jaw clenched.
one morning the winning guy arrived at his desk to find sitting in front of his keyboard a shiny susan b. anthony coin. he held it up in the light, spinning it from front to back, studying the pictures on each side. he then lowered his hand, dropped it into his pocket and walked away. a moment later he was leaning against the cube wall of the losing guy's desk. he begins speaking before the cube's occupant has turned around or knows he's there.
WINNING GUY
so you got my buck?
LOSING GUY (shoots from chair and turns to face the speaker)
i put a dollar on your desk this morning!
WINNING GUY (pulling coin from pocket)
oh this. yeah i found this on my desk this morning. but it didn't have a note or say who it was from. how am i to know it came from you?
in life, you get to choose how to paddle your canoe through the daily waters. since you have to paddle, i suggest moving with the current. you're just going to wear out too soon otherwise.
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