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a few years ago i made the switch from being a stay-up-late guy to a get-up-early guy. i lucked into this being a really fortunate life-change because when marty went back to work, my days, quite abruptly, needed to begin at 6:30 am. surprisingly, one of the hardest facets of this hours transition dealt with my exercise. for about twenty years, i've done distance biking and more than ninety five percent of those rides, rides that were between twenty and forty miles, happened in the night, anywhere between ten p.m. and 2 a.m. there are many reasons i prefer biking at night but obviously i couldn't roll in from a bike ride at one in the morning, wash up, wind down, sack out and get enough sleep in before a six thirty alarm chimed. so, no more night rides which means i have to do my sweating in the morning.
because i've always exercised at night, a well published bit of medical knowledge never concerned me. i've read multiple times that more heart attacks happen in the morning hours than in the after lunch window. now, as i would pump and strain on my stationary trainer in the basement twenty minutes out of bed (no time for distance rides before work), this medical tidbit would appear and take a leisurely stroll around my mind while i logged my intervals. this repeated finding proved so convincing in fact, that there were times i'd back off my level of effort now and again out of fear of over-taxing my pre-coffee ticker.
one morning after one of these haunted workouts, i stood in the kitchen still shiny with sweat and in my biking bibs while the boys ate breakfast. i found myself imagining the scene of alex or anthony coming upon me collapsed by my bike. i wondered what they'd do, how they'd respond. so, while they ate their muffins and yogurt i asked them what they would do if they found me downstairs in the morning and i looked to be sleeping but they couldn't wake me up. i asked anthony to answer first.
ANTHONY (6)
well, i'd tell you to wake up and if that didn't work i'd jump on your head.
TROY
jump on my head???
ANTHONY
yes. jump on your head. you said you wanted me to get you up didn't you? and if that didn't wake you up i'd call the hospital.
TROY
how would you call the hospital. what numbers would you push.
ANTHONY
911
TROY
and what would you tell them?
ANTHONY
i'd say you are sleeping and i jumped on your head but you still didn't wake up.
TROY
and where would you tell them to come?
ANTHONY
i'd tell them to come to my house.
TROY
do you know where you live? what street?
ANTHONY
yes. (says street).
TROY
what about the house numbers?
ANTHONY
uhhhm. (thinks for a moment). i would go out the front door and look at the numbers on the front of the house.
TROY
nice anthony. good answer. i think i'd have a sportin chance if you did all that. now how about you alex? what would you do?
ALEX (9)
i'd try to wake you up. if i couldn't i'd slap you. if i still couldn't get you awake then i'd do VCR on you. and if that didn't work i'd call 911.
TROY
wow. very nice answer. although i might suggest calling 911 before starting your VCR on me.
i must say i was oddly relieved to hear how my fellas would react. that said, let us hope that's the last time they ever have to visit the matter.
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