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when my mom worked for the CDC in colorado, she worked with doctors who flew all over the world treating epidemic illnesses. in their journeys they met all sorts of folks practicing all sorts of medicine. one technique a doctor brought back was a cure for hiccups. the fix went like this. for someone experiencing persistent hiccups you would pinch them on the arm or leg. the pinch would be firm so the person knew they were being pinched but not so hard it would hurt them. while pinching them you'd ask a series of questions. like the pinch, these were to be hard enough to make them think but not too hard that they couldn't answer them. the other night while putting alex down, he started hiccuping. i asked him if he wanted me to make them go away. he did. so i explained what i was going to do, pinched his arm and began my questions.
TROY
alex, whose house did we eat dinner at last night?
ALEX
sebastians?
TROY
no, not sebastians.
ALEX
uhhmm.
TROY
you don't remember where we went last night? we went there to watch a game. and you played with their little girl.
ALEX
uhhmm. i don't know.
TROY
ok. different question. what friends came over to play this weekend?
ALEX
sebastian?
TROY
no. not sebastian. it was a brother and a sister.
ALEX
sebastian and sophia?
TROY
no. these friends have red hair. and their mom does too.
ALEX
uhm.
TROY
the girls name sounds like heaven.
ALEX
i don't know.
TROY
ok. new question. when we get up in the morning and get dressed, where are we going to go?
ALEX
sebastians?
TROY
no. not sebastians. school! we are going to go to school!
ALEX
(hiccup)
not only was this the first time this has never worked, ten minutes after leaving the room, i found i had the hiccups.
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