from the ever-reliable
chavez, one of the better joke emails i've received as of late. but, perhaps it speaks to me in that special way given the number of times this very thought has run through my mind.
Employee: "I'm sorry boss, but I can't come in today. My doctor says I'm suffering from Anal Glaucoma."
Boss: "Anal Glaucoma??? What the hell is that?"
Employee: "Well basically, for the next few days, I just can't see my ass coming in to work."
