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a bad day is having your breath mistaken for gas by your wife upon first waking up.
a worse day is having your your breath mistaken for gas by your two year old daughter who won't stop chanting "gas. gas. gas. daddy gas. gas. gas. daddy gas. gas. gas. gas. daddy gas." and, all this while patting me on the shoulder just in case anyone in the store was uncertain of who exactly daddy was.
that spike in the altoids' stock was me. and me alone.
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