below are three questions that were asked of buddy james last week. [preceeded by the type of person who asked]
- [kind of slow teenaged boy] do you have "children of the corn" on video?
- [an oafish white girl in her twenties with a "transformers" hat on] do you have any books on may-hee-co?
- [a japanese guy in his thirties with 2 kids in tow] do you have any cookbooks on CD?
editor's note: the only thing i'd pay more for than my very own transformers hat is to see an oafish white girl in her twenties wearing a transformers hat. i wouldn't go as far as to call it a fetish, but i just want to make it clear i'd pay a lot to see the/a girl.
