some latent observations about yesterday's post dealing with male grooming:
i guess i may be the last guy walking around who didn't know that male grooming is better known as manscaping.
i guess it's only fitting that the girl who cuts my hair be the one to tell me that.
i guess i shouldn't have been surprised when i googled manscape that a word like 'boyzillion' would appear in the results.
i guess i should have remembered sooner that when bookpimp got married, as a wedding gift to his wife, he got his back waxed. when the hair lady looked at his naked backside she explained that what he paid her wasn't enough to do the whole thing and asked if he wanted to pay more or wax less. the wife was still touched that her man got a large rectangle of hair removed in her honor.
i guess i should have known an images search on the term manscape would have produced something as depressing as this.
i guess after seeing that photo my advice to hair-conscious men everywhere would be stop shaving and start running.
