speaking of baby having, i just learned that the woman across the street had her second kid in a wheelchair at the entrance of the hospital. below are random snippets from our conversation.
me: so you didn't make it to the room. were you in the lobby, the parking lot or what?
her: yes. i was sitting in a wheelchair but could reach out and touch the door of our car.
me: was anyone around?
her: it was noon at the main entrance of a large city hospital on a workday. yes, there were people around.
me: did anyone just kind of stop to watch?
her: twenty people applauded when the kid fell out of me.
me: what was the first thing you said afterward?
her: can i please have a robe.
me: after having a kid on the front steps of a hospital would you give an ounce of shit about a
totally silent tampon wrapper?
her: a what?
me: yeah, that's what i thought.
