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so i met this new guy. his name is luby. i'd give him a nickname but when everyone on the planet simply knows you as luby, there's no real point. things you should know about my new friend.
luby is pretty damn cool.
luby's wife is even cooler than luby.
luby was runner up in the 'you think you're man enough to own my powerbook' contest.
luby doesn't work. luby ebays.
luby drives the same kind of car the very first james bond did.
luby is what you'd get if you sent buddy holly and crispin glover through that wacky machine jeff goldblum used in the fly.
luby's brother is a christian rock star.
luby's certain that we could be christian rock stars ... 'it's so f'ing easy dude.'
luby's apartment looks like stephen king's toy chest exploded in it.
every time i say luby's name around marty, she starts singing some kid's lubidy-lubidy-loo song.
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