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Man Who Screams Like Woman was telling me about this friend of a friend who has this bevy of great pickup lines. I get the impression that he is a pretty fit fellow and likes to draw attention to his physique whenever able. It was explained that in the delivery of the below lines, before answering each question, the meatback flexes his arm muscles and strikes a Ferrigno/Schwarzenegger like pose while finishing the line. Granted, this story is much better when Man Who Screams Like Woman is in front of you imitating how the lines would be delivered, but you?ll get the gist.
Do you have a sewing machine? (strike pose and say?) cuz I'm pretty sure I'm ripped.
Do you have a dictionary? (strike pose and say ?) cuz i need to look up this definition.
Do you smell smoke? (strike pose and say?) Oh I'm sorry, it must be these guns.
Man, do I love people.
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