the day after sassafras was born, i took the kids to the hospital to meet their younger brother. bella immediately latched onto the newborn making various cooing and gooing noises at him while waggling a finger over his face and belly. alex immediately went to marty taking his rightful spot on her lap. about five minutes into the visit bella spoke up and said she knew what we should name the baby. we asked what, preparing our poker faces for the worst. she confidently announced Abrey. after her proclamation she turned and hunched back over the infant as if the matter were resolved. marty and i both made faces, but they were different.
TROY
i kinda like it.
MARTY
what did she even say, avery?
TROY
no, abrey.
MARTY
spell it.
TROY
A-B-R-E-Y.
MARTY
abrey? that's not even a name.
TROY
sure it is. everything is a name.
MARTY
well, i don't like it.
TROY
and if i do?
MARTY
i'm not naming a child abrey.
TROY
it's two against one.
MARTY
alex, come here.
here's a thing to know when negotiating with the human who just spat another, smaller human out of their
special hole; they always possess more stock in the business at hand than you. so abrey was out. after a brief bout of panic and uncertainty a name was unanimously agreed upon ... anthony. anthony walter dearmitt.
that said, everyone in our house calls him something different. marta calls him anthony. i call him antonio. bella calls him abrey. and alex calls him sassafras. no reason to not get a quick jump on the schizophrenia his world is sure to bring.
click here peggy
