as
mentioned last week, anthony turned one. for each of her children on their birthday marty bakes and decorates a cake of their choosing for them. so far this year marty has produced spiderman and superman cakes for alex and bella respectively. for marty, these kitchen sessions usually run late into the night and if you listen very closely you may hear a naughty word or two ring through the dark and quiet house before the work is done. but this celebration, anthony's one year, would possibly be a swear-free event because being just one he couldn't request some exotic and complex animated character. additionally, our thirteen year old niece, emma, was spending the week with us so marta actually had kitchen staff.
when i arrived home from work the day before the party there was a pan cake cooling on the counter. it wasn't one of marty's typical molds. this cake was made of two simple round cakes. a larger one for the base and a smaller one, about half the size in diameter, for the top.
TROY
what is that?
EMMA
it's anthony's birthday cake.
TROY
why'd you make him a giant nipple?
EMMA
it's not a nipple.
TROY
then what is it?
MARTY
just ignore him emma. that's what everyone else around here does.
TROY
this is not a criticism. i think a gigantic nipple for a nursing one-year old is quite thoughtful.
by the time the cake was presented the next night, the nipple-part of the nipple-cake had been lopped off and was being fobbed off as a second, sister cake. it was a worthy attempt, but insiders knew.
for all their efforts of deception, anthony still seemed keenly attuned to what was what.
and then there is the ritual i most dislike where the birthday child is allowed to eat their personal cake using nothing but their hands.
... and then even worse, feed their party guests, with those same sticky and soiled hands.
lastly, we finish the one-year birthday with a big-ole group shower. this detail usually gets left off the party invites because hallmark seems to be too fancy and proper to produce the one-year-old birthday slash group bathing party cards. hallmark, get over yourself already. it's 2007, the year of the nipple-cake.
