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i have one chest hair. i've had it for about 15 years. this hair is three inches long. and it grows right out of the dark border of my nipple, not next to it like you'd expect. and, it's squirrley, shooting out all hurly-burly, not straight or ordinary at all. every few months it falls out but regenerates in just days if not just hours.
this somehow came up in conversation at work and the guy i was talking to was saying things like "what in the hell are you talking about?" and "stop talking. just stop talking."
then, thinking he wasn't getting it or wasn't believing me, i stuck two fingers into the gap between the buttons on my shirt and started fishing around for it.
him: what are you doing?
me: i'm going to show it to you?
him: i don't want to see it.
me: no, it's ok. i can pull it out between the buttons.
him: stop doing that.
me: it'll just take a second.
him: don't do that.
me: wait. i almost go it.
him: no. stop. i don't want to see that thing.
me: (i stop) oh i'm sorry. but, it's really quite a thing.
him: don't ever do that again. i'm serious man. don't ever do that again.
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