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this is my third wednesday of eating lunch up at bella's school. now feeling chummy with the crew, i asked if anyone knew what they would be dressing up for on halloween. this question was met with a resounding yes followed by an inventory of characters. i then asked if they knew what joke they would be telling while trick or treating (a definitively saint louis thing). this culminated in a barrage of impromptu knock-knock jokes most of which punch-lined with the word 'dumb-head' or 'poop-head' and as best i could tell i was always the one in the simple/fecal-headed seat. the melee climaxed with this final knock-knock joke which i was actually pretty excited about in the early stages.
VICTOR
knock-knock
TROY
who's there?
VICTOR
for real, you've got spaghetti on your pants.
TROY
for real, you've got spaghetti on your pants who?
VICTOR
no. you really do have spaghetti on your pants. look. (he points under table where i see a smallish pile of meaty pasta resting on my knee)
TROY
oh, dang. i thought that was your knock, knock joke.
VICTOR
i said 'for real'.
TROY
yes you did victor. you did say 'for real'. sorry i didn't pick up on that.
if these youngsters don't get a little more precise in their consumption of food, these wednesday lunches may be short-lived.
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