I recently had three breast feeding women in my house at once. I felt like I should have been at the door charging admission and playing a Lita Ford song on the hi-fi. While this thought was going through my mind I overheard one of the women say, "Oh, I'm sure. Like some guy's gonna get off watching me breast feed my kid."

So, so young and innocent. She's obviously never made the acquaintance of my friend Big Dog. At best, I could have gotten him to refrain from taking pictures.