Below you will find the girls from my childhood tv days I thought about most listed in their order of lustability. Well, not exactly lust, in that this does not speak to the psychological or special bond any of these ladies and myself would have shared if only given the opportunity. I understood them in a way those fools they were forced to interact with could not. But, in each of these cases, the distance would prove too great, since I couldn't drive, and as we all know, long distance relationship are just hard.

1. Allison from Double Trouble
2. Samantha from Gimme a Break
3. Mallory from Family ties
4. Samantha from Who's the Boss
5. Denise from The Cosby Show