sorry i've been away so much. the olympics are on, like don't ya know, and i have tivo which means the olympics are actually watchable.

for instance, with tivo:

1. i can watch a 3 hour football game in 50 minutes.
2. i can watch a 30 minute episode of friends in 18 minutes.
3. thin when tan girl and i can watch an hour long episode of america's funniest home videos in 8 minutes.
4. and lastly, i can watch a six hour block of olympic coverage in 1 hour and 30 minutes.

if you're not up with the new technology and not really tracking my vibe, think of it this way, the networks are satan and tivo is the "kick satan in the nards" box.

viewing disclaimer: if you are watching tivo'd programming at e-love's house, cut all times in half.