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I was standing alone at a party, which I often do, and a friend approached me and with zero preamble said:

My favorite two things in the world are sex and bread and if I had to choose between the two, I think I'd stuggle with the decision.

To this I replied:

My favorite two things in the world are sex and backscratches and if I had to choose between the two, well, I can’t scratch my own back so it’s a bit of a no-brainer for me.

I usually require twenty four hours to be this clever, unless you threaten me with never experiencing the unique pleasure that is a Marta-backscratch again.

And can you imagine how delightful the world would be if all conversations began with this much thought and intimacy?



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