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a story and conversation repository (est. 2000)
 
 
 
 
  Nickname
Mr. BookPimp

Home
Charlotte, NC

How We Met
Comparing gameboy cartridges in a college film class.

Best Childhood Story
Camp Asthma

Trademark Saying
Baaaahhhhhh!!!!

Most annoying characteristic
Demolishes most things he comes into contact with that I either gave him or that belong to me (i.e. cd player, my glovebox, visor PDA, coffee table, seat in new car)

Most endearing characteristic
Avoids the use of articles and pronouns when speaking.  For instance, instead of saying "Mother, where is my purple hat", Mike would say "Baaaahhhh! Mom, where's purple hat!"

Greatest Sienfeldian Moment
While driving cross-country and sharing a super big gulp with his brother, Dutch, Mike reached over to grab the soda from Dutch's lap, where Dutch was holding it. Mike's hand found nothin' but his brother's manroot because Dutch was, at that moment, taking a drink from the communal jug.

God Given Gift
Relationship advice.

Most Remarkable Acheivment
Going to college in the 90's...all of the 90's.
 
Originally Published:
August 2000
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