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  marty and I conferred. was it too late to back out? could we coerce her in this short period of time? was it possible to hermetically seal her underwear to her body? (and don't think i'm not seeing the long-term advantages to that last solution).

after much debate our decision was made. here's what one person was heard to say about this decision:

'i never thought i would see the day that marty and troy would bribe one of their children.'

neither did we but we weren't too stoked on being known as the parents of the naked flower girl either.

as for the currency of choice, we selected french fries, french fries from none other than the french fry house (aka mcdonalds).

other parents who heard our plan thought it was sure to fail. no kid's going to jump through such hoops for a simple bag of fries they told us. our retort, they will when they only get them twice a year. game over. problem solved. next dilemma. i'm a solution provider.

now please pull you underwear back up so we can go home bella.


 
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July 2004
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