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thin when tan girl just got married. marty was the maid of honor and bella was asked to be the flower girl. no sweat on marty's role, she's an adult, she's proven. but for bella who is neither an adult nor battle-tested, we had to turn to the Darkman Disclaimer which succinctly states;
'you may use my daughter in your wedding gala but you may not hold me/us responsible for anything our three year old may do to ruin your highly formal celebration or otherwise detract attention away from you, the bride.' agreed. ok. good. please sign here. here as well. and initial right here. ok, all set. thanks for showing interest in leveraging our daughter's cuteness for your affair. it's been a pleasure. as it would turn out darkman insurance is a very prudent investment. |
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