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when bookguy and i travel together most wonder if we are friends or if we are partners. i don't know if it's that we are just so dashing a pair or if it's that we bicker like an old married couple. for sport i like to direct conversations in a certain manner as to help people come to their own conclusions. an example of such assistance may go something like this while checking into a hotel room:
clerk (to bookguy) may i help you sir bookguy i need to check in clerk (to me) and you me i'm with him. clerk (gets name and types into computer) oh. ok, i show you're in a nonsmoking room with two double beds. bookguy yes, that's right. me i'm sorry, did you say two beds. clerk yes. is that not right? me can we get one king? clerk (looking inquisitive) uhmm. let me check. me oh, that's all right, we can just push those together. clerk ok. as long as that's all right. me it is. ------------ i'll let you guess what bookguy's countenance takes the form of during such an exercise. fin. |
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