SOCCER COACH (yelling)
alex! watch that guy in the yellow panty!
SOCCER GRANDMA
oh my. did the coach just say to watch a player in the yellow panty?
MARTY (laughing)
uh. yes, but i think he meant to say yellow penny.
SOCCER GRANDMA
oh! good. i wasn't sure if i was missing something.
MARTY
no. you weren't. it sounded like yellow panty.
TROY
for what it's worth, watching out for men in yellow panties are words that apply both on and off the soccer field, as well as being a philosophy i personally live my life by.
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