TROY
what the hell is this?
MARTY
a dixie cup.
TROY
i know it's a dixie cup. why is there a dixie cup in our dishwasher?
MARTY
the kids use it in the bathroom.
TROY
so our children share a single dixie cup for all their hygiene needs?
MARTY
they like it.
TROY
it's a plain white dixie cup. it doesn't even have a disney character on it. not even a yellow stripe around it. can we not afford a box of dixie cups. it's been a pretty good year, we may be able to even splurge on one of those rich and stylish dispensers.
MARTY
we don't need a box of them. we don't need a dispenser either. like i said, they like that one just fine.
TROY
where did it come from?
MARTY
that's a good question.
TROY
it may be a good question, but based on your response, i can tell it's not one i want an answer to.
in thinking about this for five minutes, i'm convinced the only reason we don't have two dixie cups is because alex has not yet been to the dentist.
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