TroyScripts represent conversations I have participated in, overheard, or have been shared with me by someone else. A few things brought these into existence. First, I love clever exchanges and banter. Second, I'm an incurable eavesdropper.

So far, just good ole fashioned recall. I'm fortunate in that for things I am interested in, I have a nearly flawless memory. The unfortunate backside of this coin means that I am completely unreliable in all other facets of life—and it turns out there are a lot of facets of life that don't interest me. In those cases, where I am not interested, I am unable to marshal even a single neuron towards them. If you doubt this, you are free to consult my mother, my wife, any of my teachers, employers, or in short, anyone who has ever interacted with me.

Navigate to this page and then click on an item in the SCRIPTS section (to the right). The newest scripts appear at the top of the list.

One of two ways. First, you can transcribe and send me your curious conversations or you can jaw with me in an entertaining fashion.