ANFER
why does oscar lick himself like that?

TROY
well, it's kind of how he cleans himself. kinda like a bath.

ANFER
but what about his bath yesterday?

TROY
that's like a big bath and he needs those too but he still needs to stay on top of things. it's like how you brush your teeth everyday.

ANFER
why don't you ever brush your teeth.

TROY
i brush my teeth. i brush them every day, twice a day. in the morning and before bed.

ANFER
i never see you brush your teeth.

TROY
that's because you're in bed when i do.

ANFER
if you brush your teeth why are they rotten?

TROY
what? my teeth aren't rotten.

ANFER
yes they are. i can see rotten ones in the back.

TROY
those aren't rotten. those are fillings.

ANFER
what are fillings?

TROY
they're what you get when you get a cavity.

ANFER
so your teeth are rotten?

TROY
well, i guess, they were rotten at one time.

ANFER
because you didn't brush.

TROY
yes, probably because i didn't brush as much as i should have.

ANFER
so you do have rotten teeth.

TROY
yes, i guess i do have rotten teeth.