MIKE
Hello everyone. Thanks for coming out tonight.

Six and a half years ago I met Troy in college in North Carolina and I'd say within five minutes of talking to him I heard about this girl 800 miles away in Saint Louis that he called every night. His phone bills were outrageous but it was worth it. And, I never knew Troy without Marty and it's always seemed to me like it has always been Troy and Marty and I think today is just kinda for paperwork and legal stuff. So I just want to raise a toast to Troy, who is the real best man tonight and to Marty, the woman who made him that way.

(cheers abound)