BELLA
what are you watching?

ANTHONY
a movie.

BELLA (after seeing something suspect)
what's it rated?

ANTHONY
R.

BELLA
you shouldn't be watching r-rated movies.

ANTHONY
i looked it up on common-sense media and they said the only reason it was rated R was because it had exposed breasts.

BELLA
right. so you shouldn't be watching it.

ANTHONY
i see you and mom's breasts all the time. how is that any different?

BELLA (plopping down next to anthony on the couch)
ok. fair point. is it any good?