BOOKGUY
so what was up with last monday's post (the alien abduction post)?

TROY
i wanted to see just how high i could jump over the shark before reeling it back in.

BOOKGUY
so you call tuesday's post (the toothbrush instructions post) reeling it back in?

TROY
given how far i'd drifted off the course of coherence, you don't want to startle people too much, so it was a step in the right direction.

BOOKGUY
and then you had the big love-fest over chris on wednesday (the big love-fest over chris post).

TROY
what was wrong with that?

BOOKGUY
you just put it on a little thick.

TROY
it sounds like someone needs to find a new website to read.

BOOKGUY
you know how i operate towards my friends, i kick mud in their face and then hand them a towel.

TROY
well you might want to do a little less kicking to the ONE friend who still calls you.