EMPLOYEE (answering phone)
Main Library, Information Services, how may I help you?

CUSTOMER
I need to find out how to file a complaint about a Federal Employee.

EMPLOYEE
Well ma'am, it might make a difference where the person works. Do you know which agency they are affiliated with?

CUSTOMER
Yes, the EEOC. (Equal Employment Opportunity Commission for any yokels out there)

EMPLOYEE
Please wait a moment while I try to find that information.

(puts woman on hold. Returns minutes later)

Ma'am, there does not seem to be a specific procedure for filing a complaint. However, I have the names and phone numbers of both the local director and the director in Washington D.C.

(conveys information)

CUSTOMER
Thank you, I'm still puzzled though. They put up a display of bedroom furniture in my workplace and a black woman took my complaint. Since she works for the EEOC I know she endorses the NAACP and they are raising a stink about the confederate flag in South Carolina, which is where I'm from. If black people can get upset about the confederate flag why can't they understand why a white woman would be offended by bedroom furniture in the workplace.

Anyway, I just wanted to give you a logical explanation so you wouldn't think I was wasting your time.

EMPLOYEE
Ma'am, no one who calls here and asks a question is wasting my time. Thank you for calling and please let us know if you need anything else.