TROY
Holy hell do I not know how to spell bureaucratic.

MARTY
Colleague is mine.

TROY
Restaurant trips me up too.

MARTY
Oh me too on that.

TROY
I still remember Carrie Crider teaching me how to spell Wednesday in the sixth grade.

MARTY
Wed-nes-day. Yeah. That can be tricky.

TROY
I remember she pointed at my paper and asked “What’s that?” I said Wednesday. She then told me that is not how it is spelled and showed me. I even remember her sounding it out like you just did. Wed-nes-day.

MARTY
You should tell her that.

TROY
Who? What?

MARTY
Carrie Crider. Tell her she taught you how to spell Wednesday in the sixth grade. I bet she’d appreciate knowing that.