TROY
i'm going to go upstairs to use the bathroom.

MARTY
ok.

TROY
if you could try to keep bella down here, i would appreciate it.

MARTY
wow. how long has it been since i've gone to the bathroom alone, i mean without at least one other person in the room? let me see.

(marty taps fingers to chin)

TROY
well, last night i was trying to go number two with bella on my shoulders and let's just say i've had more productive trips to the can so i really kind of need an off night to catch up, if you get my drift.