EVIL CELL PHONE PEDDLER 1
can i help you?

TROY
yes. you can explain how this works.

EVIL CELL PHONE PEDDLER 1
how what works?

TROY
how this phone deal works. how i would get one of these (pointing at phone) and make it work. what all do i need?

EVIL CELL PHONE PEDDLER 1 (looking confused)
well. what kind of plan do you have?

TROY
i don't have a plan.

EVIL CELL PHONE PEDDLER 1
uhhm. you mean you don't have a plan with us?

TROY
no. i mean i just don't have a plan.

EVIL CELL PHONE PEDDLER 1 (thinks for a moment)
but you have a plan with someone right?

TROY
no. i don't have a plan with you or anyone else.

EVIL CELL PHONE PEDDLER 1
oh, so you're between plans?

TROY
no. i'm not between plans.

EVIL CELL PHONE PEDDLER 1
so you've never had a plan?

TROY
nope.

EVIL CELL PHONE PEDDLER 1
ever?

TROY
ever.

EVIL CELL PHONE PEDDLER 1 (looks at peddler 2)
oh! wow! he's a three percenter!

EVIL CELL PHONE PEDDLER 2 (looking at peddler 1)
he is! a three percenter!

EVIL CELL PHONE PEDDLER 1 (looking at me)
man, you're a three percenter!