TROY
If I had to start over and choose a new profession I know what I wanna do.

MARTY
What’s that?

TROY
Be a physical therapist.

MARTY
Ok. Didn’t expect that. Why PT?

TROY
Because they are all in great shape. I’ve never seen an out of shape therapist.

MARTY
Huh. I know it’s a really competitive field. Like even more than doctors.

TROY
Hmm. That could be a problem given how I did in school.

MARTY
And I don’t know if you’d like it, having to touch all those people.

TROY
Yeah. I guess I didn’t think that far ahead.

MARTY
Why don’t you just work to get in shape, without going through all the effort of being a therapist.

TROY
Wait. What? Are you saying I’m not in shape now?

MARTY
Uhh. Well. I didn’t think you would be smart enough to catch that.

TROY
Hey! Maybe I am smart enough to be a therapist!

MARTY
I don't know. You did somehow miss the fact that you have to touch the people.

TROY
You'd be a really bad motivational speaker.