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| CAST |
troy and marty |
| SETTING |
kitchen |
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marty and i are talking while getting dinner ready and the kids are off playing throughout the house. |
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MARTY
hey, we've got to crack down on anthony's i get your weiners game.
TROY
why?
MARTY
because he ran up to me today, shoved his hand into my groin and said i get your wieners.
TROY
that's how you play.
MARTY
i don't even have a wiener or wieners or whatever he's getting.
TROY
well i don't have two wieners either but that's partly why it's so funny.
MARTY
it has to stop.
TROY
i think it's totally age appropriate.
MARTY
troy, your son ran up to me and touched my crotch while screaming i got your wieners.
TROY
he was just playing. he's wasn't trying to get on ya. you're putting it in the wrong context.
MARTY
you're really going to debate me on this?
TROY
he loves the i get your wieners game.
MARTY
you can't send him into the world playing a game called "i get your wieners. i get your wieners."
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| NOTE |
so in thinking on this an extra five minutes and recalling a few guys i know who still play games very similar to this one (and others like it), marty may have a point. that said, i get your wieners, as played by a three year old anthony, is three kinds of funny and it will be missed by at least one member of this house. and if i may speak for yallix, i think it's safe to say, two members of this house. and it is beyond safe to say, a greater pun i've never uttered. |
Published
April 20, 2010
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