MOM
So what's the deal? When did you start feeling bad?

TROY
About second hour.

MOM
Do you have a fever, upset stomach, headache?

TROY
Yeah, all of that.

(a while of silence and then troy passes gas)

TROY
Do you think you can drive a little faster.

MOM
Why?

TROY
Cuz I think I just crapped myself.

MOM
Oh troy, not in the car.

TROY
Yeah, not in the car! IN MY PANTS!!!