i've come into to put anthony to bed. i'm the one that puts him down because he plays around too much when marty does it. sometimes he seems surprised to see me even though i've been the one to put him to bed for the last sixty-three weeks. on a surprised night he fusses that he wants mom to put him down and i'm bad. this was a recent surprised night.
ANFER
ahhhhh! i hate you. i want mommy.
TROY
ohhh, i know anthony. you hate how much you love me.
ANFER
no!!! i hate YOU!
TROY
i understand. there are certain things in my life i love so much it hurts and i hate how that happens.
ANFER
no. i'm not saying that, i'm saying i hate you.
TROY
you ate me? you can't eat people. well unless you're saying you love me so much you wish you could eat me.
ANFER
stop saying that, you're making my mouth ache from telling you you're wrong.
NOTE
very possibly the best "you're pissing me off" sentiment ever uttered.