THE WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T YA GUY
man that lunch is really coming back on me. i'm reliving the whole thing. you know what i mean?

TROY
not really.

THE WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T YA GUY
what, you're not belching up a storm?

TROY
i don't belch.

THE WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T YA GUY
what?!? what do you mean you don't belch?

TROY
i mean i don't belch. i never have. i never could.

THE WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T YA GUY
oh bullshit!

TROY
i've had people try to teach me how. it's never worked.

THE WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T YA GUY
wait right here. i'll be right back.

(runs over to smart ryan's desk where i overhear the following)

THE WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T YA GUY
hey, you ready for this?

SMART RYAN
what?

THE WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T YA GUY
troy. troy says he doesn't belch. troy says he's never belched.

(ryan rolls out so he can see me)

SMART RYAN
you don't belch?

TROY
nope.

SMART RYAN
come on. you belch.

TROY
i've crapped my drawers more recently than i've belched. and i haven't crapped my drawers in a really long time.