| CAST |
some girl and me |
| SETTING |
The University of Missouri campus |
| SCENE |
my first week at mizzou while walking back to my dorm room I stumbled upon this huge street party called the Bid Day Bash. I stopped along the way to take in the mayhem and struck up a conversation with a girl standing next to me. |
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TROY
Hi.
GIRL
Hi.
TROY
How are you doing?
GIRL
Fine.
TROY
There sure are a lot of people here?
GIRL
Yep.
TROY
Where are you from?
GIRL
Kansas City. And you?
TROY
Saint Louis.
GIRL
Are you in a house?
TROY
Uhhm. Yeah. Sure.
GIRL
Which one?
TROY
9823 Wil-Bes
GIRL
No stupid. In a house. A fraternity. Are you rushing or already in one?
TROY
Oh. I'm afraid 9823 Wil-Bes is about the extent of my pushing or fraternizing or whatever you called that.
GIRL
Uhhh. I'm sure. (walks off in a very acutely honed huff)
|
| NOTE |
This exchange pretty well defined my prowess with the ladies in the early years of college. Early years, who am I kidding. This exchange pretty well defines my prowess with women period. |
