DAD
See that house up there on the ridge? That's where I was born.

(long pause)

TROY
You mean that's the house you lived in when you were born or that's the house you were born in?

DAD
That's where I was born, in the second floor bedroom. That's where we were all were born. (referring to siblings)

(another long pause)

TROY
So how'd you get circumcised? Did they take you to the hospital later?

DAD
Circumcised?!? Who's circumcised?

TROY
You're not circumcised?!?

DAD
Of course I'm not circumcised.

MOM
I think that's about enough of this conversation.

TROY
What are you talking about. All these years dad's got cool penis and I'm sitting back here with this mutilated member. What a rip.