TROY
anthony, did i see you about to kiss riley at practice, during the scrimmage?

ANFER
what?! kiss riley?! no?! that would be disgusting. (with a boyish emphasis on disgusting).

TROY
well what then were you doing when she was lying on her back and you were hovering over her face?

ANFER
oh ... that ... well ... she fell down and got hurt. when i asked if she was ok she said she was dying so i was going to do VCR on her.

TROY
oh. i didn't realize she was hurt.

ANFER
yeah. she was dying dad! what did you want me to do? let her die? and when you do VCR you just blow in their mouth which means you don't get kissing germs.