TROY
What happens if I pass out during the ceremony?

PRIEST
You won't pass out.

TROY
No seriously. There's a really good chance of it happening. What happens if I do?

PRIEST
Well, if you feel like you are going to faint you can grab one of the kneelers.

TROY
(furrows brow, looks at mike)

MIKE
(furrows brow, looks at troy)

TROY
These kneelersÖwhere exactly are they?

PRIEST
Right in front of you.

TROY
Won't they block the view of the flowers and stuff?

PRIEST
No, not at all. They're only like this tall. (marks with hand a distance equaling about three feet from the ground)

(priest walks away)

MIKE
Are you telling me they have midgets kneeling up here through the whole ceremony that we can just grab onto if we are falling over or something.

TROY
That's what the guy said.

MIKE
Man, Catholics are wacky.