| CAST |
anfer (9), troy, marty, bella, alex |
| SETTING |
car |
| SCENE |
we're driving to sandwhich sunday when anthony offers the following observation. |
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ANTHONY
that guy is about to die.
TROY
what guy?
ANTHONY
that guy smoking on the corner.
TROY
why's that?
ANTHONY
well he will die in 12 years at least. from smoking.
TROY
oh. 12 years huh?
ANTHONY
yeah. and in movies, bad people always smoke. but that is a bad decision.
because if they do what they're trying to do and take over the world, then they would only get to rule the world for 12 years because they all smoke.
so all the bad guys should quit smoking, then when they take over the world, they will be able to rule it for a lot longer.
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| NOTE |
you won't know how hard marty and i have worked to get our children to stop saying these things to people's faces. although bella will still go into exxagerated coughing fits whenever she is around a smoker. |
Published
July 15, 2016
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