COOL NEIGHBOR LADY (after coughing violently)
wow, that was quite a cough.

TROY
if i were my mother-in-law i'd ask if it were productive.

COOL NEIGHBOR LADY
what does that mean?

TROY
did anything, like phlegm, come up with it?

COOL NEIGHBOR LADY
no, nothing came up but i did pee my pants a little bit.