TROY
So what prompted you to get a masters in Library Science?

PEGGY
Elementary teachers have to have their masters within seven years of getting certified. It's also a fall back plan in case I ever get tired of the classroom, I can either be an elementary's librarian or a reference librarian for children's literature.

TROY
Oh wow. Buddy James was just telling me about that whole reference librarian deal. It really sounds like a fun gig. You get to research all this funky stuff and get asked all these bizarre questions.

PEGGY
Oh yeah. I recently read an article where this person asked a reference desk person something and they got it all confused and thought they meant something else and, ahhh I can't remember what it was but it was really funny.

TROY
It wasn't pianist problems was it?

PEGGY
YES! Yes it was! Did you read that article too?

TROY
No, but I posted it on my website. It was a troyscript.

PEGGY
Oh my god. That's right. (laughing) I couldn't remember where I read it.